Our review of Brandi Love’s Performance in “Housewife 1-on-1″, exclusively from Naughty America!
Hello again Brandi Lovers! For this week’s video review, we have quite a treat in store for you: a guest review of Brandi Love’s performance in Naughty America’s “Housewife 1-on-1″ series! Our guest critic, whom we shall refer to as “Marillion”, is an accomplished author and longtime Brandi Love connoisseur. You won’t want to miss THIS edition — check out the review below!
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Date of Scene: 13 April 2009
Production Company: Naughty America
Series: Housewife 1-on-1
Scene URL: Brandi Love in Housewife 1-on-1
Male Talent/Co-star: Mark Wood
I have to be honest. Whenever the name Brandi Love pops up, so does my cock. It’s almost a Pavlovian response to the stimulus of the finest performer in adult entertainment. Whether it’s one of her Naughty America scenes, her feature dancing, her live cam, or even the still photos on her site, BrandiLove.com, my cock (and I) know we’re in for the crème de la crème (so to speak) of the industry. Simply put, Brandi is the total package, a combination of beauty, brains, talent, passion, art and heart. There’s an inherent guarantee that when you encounter Brandi in any medium, the bang-for-the-buck dynamic is going skyward like the space shuttle or, to frame the reference, like a Peter North cumshot.
That being said, let’s get into why you’re here—a review of Brandi Love’s performance in Naughty America’s Housewife 1-on-1 with Mark Wood (who, truthfully, is pretty much a bystander other than his appendage protruding like a diving board over the tub). Yep, this could have been an outtake from The Vagina Monologues but for his impressive member.
The scene opens with the POV of a man entering a spacious bathroom, and we immediately see the impetus for his entrance—a blonde with a washcloth over her eyes lying in the tub, where a gorgeous set of breasts emerge conically from the soapy water. She doesn’t notice his arrival, and a hand on her shoulder startles her from a dreamy state. She’s delighted, though, that her husband (of ten years) has taken off early from work (and the company he owns) to see his lovely and doting wife. Brandi delivers a believable and arousing monologue to the fortunate circumstances of their life together, including a grateful reference to the fruits of his labor, which has enabled them the comforts they both enjoy. This immediately allows the viewer to “buy into” the fantasy of the successful executive coming home to a marriage that still trips the trigger of desire in them both. Brandi’s natural style, flirtatious delivery, and “fuck me” eyes lend credence to the role, and when she teases her hubby by caressing her breasts as she accuses him of thinking about them while he’s sitting at his desk, you know things are about to heat up in the kitchen (or, in this case, the bathroom). As she announces that she went to the gym that day, she rises out of the water like a goddess on the foam to display a body that could easily belong to Aphrodite. Her roaming hands and teasing dialogue (“Yeah, I can tell you were thinking about me at work. Something’s rising under there”) raises more than the tide in the marble tub she’s sliding around in, and when she turns her ass to the camera and expertly shimmies her glistening buttocks just above the waterline, it’s 12 o’clock on cocks everywhere. The teasing only gets more intense when she mentions that she did squats in the gym because he likes her ass firm, and playfully smacks that ass, cooing “I know you want it…and I still want that big, fat cock of yours.”
At this point, you’re practically begging Brandi to put her money where her mouth is, or, rather, to put her mouth on your cock. Well, she doesn’t disappoint. As if on cue, she invites her hubby to get a little closer so she can “get my hands on that.” She pulls the towel away, Mark’s very ready cock bounces up like a jack-in-the-box, and she immediately shows why she’s the best—tonguing, stroking and deep-throating, all the while continuing a sexy word-bath with her man. After a minute or two of expert fellatio, Brandi slides back into the tub, turns her ass back to the camera again, and says “Maybe that’ll get you home”, nodding her ass in an up and down motion that screams “YES!” After a few minutes of continued oral action, the scene cuts and picks up with Brandi perched above Mark’s cock, transitioning into a combination tit fuck/blow job, chased with a little more of Brandi’s flowing monologue. One thing that’s important to mention, I think, is that when Brandi talks, and there’s a lot of it in this scene, you believe she’s talking directly to you, so when she say’s “You want to fuck me, right?”, my own “Hell, yeah!” reverberated around the room.
The next cut goes directly to Brandi straddling the cock, and slowly lowering herself onto the shaft for some hip-grinding action, complete with more dialogue aimed at emphasizing the fantasy of her man’s role as provider, husband, and “the best lay ever.”
Brandi employs all the tools of her rocket body in this position, changing angles and speeds while finger-dancing her way around her pussy and clit. In one of the only drawbacks to the scene, the dialogue continually emphasizing her husband’s career success grows a little tedious and seems somewhat forced, but watching Brandi work the position more than makes up for that.
Once again, there’s a cut where I would actually have preferred continuous action, but the shift results in Brandi’s ass now facing the camera, teasing his cock with moves from her “stripper class” until she can’t take it any more. Her cowgirl position is possibly the highlight of the entire scene, and I firmly (literally) believe there’s not a bull, mechanical or otherwise, that Brandi couldn’t tame with her skills. The butterfly tattoo at the small of her back even appears in beautiful flight as she rides her woodsman with an almost spiritual vigor. The flexibility of her body, in fact, is so pronounced that one might consider she possesses a nearly boneless fluidity and grace. She grinds, flutters, teases, rolls, and dominates Mark’s cock nearly to submission, but she has another idea in mind before completion.
Did I say that the cowgirl position was the highlight? Well, mea culpa, because the culmination of this scene follows, where Brandi is ass-up outside the tub, primed and ready for doggy-style, and her hubby delivers his throbber right to her zip code. Brandi’s fingers aren’t idle, either, playing gently along his cock and her ass the entire time he’s fucking her from behind, even hinting (possibly) at anal sex if he stays home with her the next day.
From there, the scene cuts to Brandi again facing the camera, rubbing her clit as she leans back and watches Mark’s cock slide in and out of her, and she employs her best “fuck-face” for the viewer to see exactly how much she’s getting off on the session. This is Brandi at her best, enjoying the experience while imparting that enjoyment to her partner and the viewer as she speeds up her clit-rubbing to what could be described as a joyous orgasm for herself.
In reward of that stellar orgasm, she plays one last tease, and the scene shifts to Brandi on her knees, fiercely sucking his balls and jacking his cock with escalated passion, begging to see and taste the cum that’s at the crux of its arrival. In a minor disappointment, to me at least, Mark takes control of his own cock and jerks himself off to a mediocre ejaculation into Brandi’s mouth. That’s all well and good, but I think I would’ve preferred if Brandi, who had worked so hard, had finished him off with her hand. Be that as it may, she eagerly accepts the gift of the glaze, and rubs it all over her flawless body, closing the scene with the fetching idea to take a nice warm shower.
In summary, this is a scene that plays to all of Brandi’s strengths: her enthusiasm, her skill, and the personality that sets her apart from her peers. She handles the monologue aptly, though I do believe there may have been a little too much gushing about her hubby’s work situation, although I also have to acknowledge its reasoning was to punctuate the scenario of the scene. Brandi’s partner, Mark Wood, was serviceable at best, but that’s all he had to be when paired with a performer the likes of Brandi. In his defense, he did all that was asked of him. Brandi, as always, is the consummate professional, but her natural enjoyment of the act, coupled with the POV, elevates this to a memorable session to be enjoyed over and over. It’s not a quickie scene, but one to enjoy the skills of a rare talent, Brandi Love, doing what she does best in a teasing and prolonged manner. So, sit back, drop the mouse (and your pants), and watch the best water-based clip since Jaws devoured Robert Shaw like Brandi devours cock. And when you hear that famous music in your head…you know, the Jaws music, just know that it IS safe to go back in the water…and you’d be a damn fool if you didn’t, considering what’s waiting for you there.
Bottom Line: As an overall score, I’ll give this an 8.5, deducting five tenths for such minor transgressions as a smidgen of overkill on the premise (i.e. successful hubby), five-tenths for a mediocre partner (probably jealousy on my part), and five-tenths because it wasn’t me in the scene with her (yes, I guess it was definitely jealousy). Besides, I know that perfect ten Brandi scene is out there, and I look forward to mining all of her documented experiences until I find it. If I’m not back by next week, leave me there. I’m where I want to be.
Overall Rating 8.5 out of 10
Many thanks to Marillion for this INSANELY pithy, brilliant, and hot review — simply spot on! Thanks to all of you “Brandi Lovers” for taking the time to check out this week’s edition — keep on the lookout for more critiques of Brandi Love’s performances and media right here at BrandiLoveReviews.com! See ya next week!
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